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It's disappointing to be eaten

from My Friend Christopher by My Friend Christopher

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It’s disappointing being eaten when you’re little
It’s disappointing being eaten when you’re big
You'd rather not have it done, cause it doesn't look like fun
You’ll lose your friends, you won't recover, it’s the end

It’s disappointing to be eaten when you’re swimming
It’s disappointing when you’re just standing there
Cause even if they do it kind or it’s a surprise from behind
Your poor mother won’t recover, your father'll lose his hair

It’s disappointing being eaten when you’re a hot dog
That used to be a muscle in a pig
You used to do a whole bunch, now you’re the lazy parent’s lunch
Being eaten is the worst thing that there is

Moralistic Interlude

It’s not so bad being eaten if you’re juicy
It’s not so bad being eaten if you’re plump
Because you grew on a tree and you’re filled with living seeds
That wanna take a ride on the poop slide - whee!!

And when their journey is through
They’re happy that they’ve been through you
Because you gave ‘em what it takes to be a fruit tree

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from My Friend Christopher, released December 10, 2019
Piano and Vocals - My Friend Christopher
Saxophones - My Brother Martin
Narration - Christopher Eckart and My Kid Oscar

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My Friend Christopher Hamilton, Ontario

Songs for kids and occasionally angry parents.

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